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SCAD Administration Brain Drain12thAug2012
Top-level personnel are disappearing from the SCAD campus and the mismanagement of funds is being blamed for the exodus. From the Dear Leader’s Chief of Staff to the SCAD Corporate Counsel. Those close to the internal turmoil have suggested to SCAD Secrets that perhaps financial shenanigans masterminded by Dear Leader’s beard, Glen Angora may be the source of the mass exodus. “No one wants to get caught holding the hot [...]
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SCAD Beats Art Institute, Capella, and Phoenix University to #1 Spot!1stAug2012
Payscale.com announced today that a SCAD degree ranks 1,248 out of 1,248. Which makes it number one (far above the Art Institutes International, Strayer, and Phoenix University) as the worst return on investment among American colleges. Dear Leader was quick to draw attention to SCAD’s newest mention in the national press by holding a small get-together at the Gryphondor Tea Room to celebrate her university’s latest distinction. “I can’t believe [...]
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Chinese Assist SCAD in Censoring Blog Critical of Dear Leader29thJul2012
SCAD’s public relations machine was thrown into full gear Friday when a mystery blog critical of Dear Leader was discovered by staff members close to her holiness. “This is an emergency—an all hands on deck emergency!” snapped Hyacinth Bucket, SCAD Director of Public Relations, “We must protect the SCAD Brand Promise at all costs! We must protect the SCAD Brand Promise at all costs! We must protect the SCAD Brand Promise at [...]
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What does $5,473,812 in legal fees buy you?24thJul2012
According to IRS form 990 (2010 tax year), SCAD paid over 5 million (USD) in legal fees. What is going on here? Our crack team of investigative reporters are on the case. We suspect that perhaps the legal bills relate to activity in Hong Kong. Hyacinth Bucket, SCAD’s newly appointed director of public relations, told SCAD Secrets “We are currently reviewing some rather lovely travel brochures from the QEII and [...]