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	<title>A SCAD Lampoon</title>
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		<title>“We Don’t Do Number Two”</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/05/1138/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: DATE: April 24, 2013 CONTACT: Hyacinth Bucket at www.scadsecrets.com SCAD to Launch “We Don’t Do Number Two” Campaign in Major Markets LA WAI HALL:  At Dear Leader’s direction, SCAD will now pronounce itself the world’s leader in all art and design disciplines. As the world’s top arts university, SCAD will launch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will SCAD Close Hong Kong 2015? Accused Buying &amp; Selling Credentials?</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/04/scad-close-hong-kong-2015-accused-buying-selling-credentials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Double Trouble! Is it True?!? SCAD Accused of Buying Awards and Rankings—and the Award-Winning Hong Kong Campus May be Doomed! The Greenaway Group, one of the design industry’s leaders in vanity publications and awards, is a trusted “consultant” for SCAD in promoting its burgeoning Savannah and Hong Kong campuses. Recently, SCAD’s loyal supporters were enraged to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SCAD to Raise Student Annual Costs 14-20%</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/03/scad-raise-student-annual-costs-14-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting next school year (2013-2014), SCAD will raise its students’ cost of attending by 14-20%. Exceeding national inflation by a large multiple, the spike in student costs will occur through a subtle mix of hidden fees, contractual obligations for freshmen, and mandatory requirements for purchasing services and course materials from SCAD. The scheme for increased [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cost-Cutting and Two-Quarter Contracts: Fall 2013 Faculty Contract Preview</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/cost-cutting-two-quarter-contracts-fall-2013-faculty-contract-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lai Wai Hall is busy putting the final touches onto next year’s faculty contracts.  Full-time faculty will be pleased to note that their adjunct colleagues are being phased out with a proposed $1,000 per class pay cut and the replacement of yearly contract terms with quarterly contract terms.  Students are expected to benefit most from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Designer, Dean, Family-Man, Transvestite:  SCAD’s Dean of Design explores his feminine side as “The Lady Victoria”</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/designer-dean-family-man-transvestite-scads-dean-design-explores-feminine-side-the-lady-victoria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dean Vincent Victoria, leader of SCADs renowned School of Design and design award-winner, recently opened his new winter drag-queen act at Savannah’s Club One. Known throughout the drag and fashion worlds as, “The Lady Victoria”, Dean Victoria cross-dresses as an international woman of leisure beloved for her soft voice and louche tastes in feathered fans and Asian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SCAD Announces New Online Fashion Marketing MBA Program</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/scad-announces-fashion-marketing-mba-program/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 01:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Student Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When asked why someone should pay $500 for a set of flannel sheets that could be purchased for $50, Ralph Lauren famously said “Because you want mine!” At the luxury cost of $127,000, Dear Leader is confident that students will want SCAD’s newly minted fashion marketing MBA degree over the less expensive, and considerably more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Succession Crisis UPDATE: Yet Again, Dear Leader Saves SCAD and her Family</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/succession-crisis-update-again-dear-leader-saves-scad-family/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/succession-crisis-update-again-dear-leader-saves-scad-family/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dear Leader News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It has been a week of hushed prayer and desperate hope throughout Lai Wa Hall and the SCAD community as Dear Leader once again summoned her deepest powers to save the school—and her family. As recently reported, the sudden dropping of Tik’s left testicle emboldened her only Son and Heir Apparent to broach “the Succession [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Succession Crisis:  Dear Leader Flies to North Korea to Ponder Transition</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/succession-crisis-dear-leader-flies-north-korea-ponder-transition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 23:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After his left testicle dropped last week, Dear Tik—son and heir-apparent of our Dear Leader—found the courage to confront his mother. As with great families across the ages, the topic at hand was Dynastic Transition and at last, J.P. Dear Tik literally had the balls to broach it. Their argument, echoing throughout Lai Wa Hall, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Leader Art and Poetry</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/dear-leader-art-and-poetry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 17:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dear Leader Fan Art]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This page is dedicated to the love and admiration we feel for our Dear Leader. Feel free to submit images, poetry, and daily affirmations inspired by our Dear Leader .  We are unique and united in our love and admiration for Dear Leader, and wish her long life and prosperity. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SCAD Secrets Update Page</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/warm-dear-leader-beard-glen-angora/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/02/warm-dear-leader-beard-glen-angora/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 06:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCAD Secrets February 2013 Update: Welcome and thanks to all our loyal readers! February just flew by— and with it a great deal of SCAD’s public relations budget.  It seems that due to a certain blog post… SCAD is revisiting contractual terms for next year.  We do hope we could be of help. Speaking of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Leader to Unveil Statue to Herself: Poem Written in Honor of Event</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/01/dear-leader-unveil-statue-herself-poets-rejoice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/01/dear-leader-unveil-statue-herself-poets-rejoice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Leader will unveil a statue designed by herself and dedicated to her short, stubby and impressive educational legacy. Dear Leader personally designed the statue which will be carved in marble by SCAD sculpture faculty (under the careful supervision of the Mad Turk). The new statue will be placed at the Port of Savannah—welcoming sailors [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to be a gay single parent at SCAD and not lose your job: A Fable</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/01/864/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2013/01/864/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 02:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to be a single parent at SCAD and not lose your job: A Fable Once upon a time, in a hot and humid low country far, far away, there was an art school’s student recruitment day. There was a single gay parent who was but a pauper and had no childcare on his rare day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Leader&#8217;s Top 3 Tips for Recovering from Plastic Surgery</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/12/dear-leaders-top-3-tips-recovering-plastic-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dear Leader Adventures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a world leader whose face is the brand and symbol of SCAD, Dear Leader preserves this important asset with regular cosmetic surgery. Recently returned from a quick round of Thanksgiving facial reconstructive work at her retreat spa in Charleston, Dear Leader generously shared these tips that can help any patient recover from elective cosmetic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Face of Greatness: Dear Leader to Undergo Radical Reconstruction and Preservation</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/11/face-greatness-dear-leader-undergo-radical-reconstruction-preservation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dear Leader Adventures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Face of Greatness: Dear Leader to Undergo Radical Reconstruction and Preservation The face of a heroine…the face of a great university, both are revered and so important to protect over time. With her enduring love for SCAD, Dear Leader is sacrificing her winter break to perform an accurate architectural restoration of her face to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lowered Expectations—the New High Road at SCAD</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/11/expectations-the-high-road-scad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/11/expectations-the-high-road-scad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Student Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lower Expectations—the New High Road at SCAD Driven in part by alarmingly low levels of applications for undergraduate and graduate programs, SCAD has announced a new China Initiative: Operation Let-Them-All-In! Operation Let-Them-All-In! is the brainchild of SCAD’s VP of eLearning, Acting Dean of Communications and some say Chair of Graphic Design, Peter Printer.  Inspired by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Leader Hires Ghost Writer: Oprah’s Book Club Here We Come!</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/11/dear-leader-hires-ghost-writer-oprahs-book-club-come/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 21:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[In the news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As we all know, Dear Leader is a busy woman.  Organizing little black dress exhibits, arranging horse and pony shows with Asian Vogue editors, and the continuous challenge of grooming  of her vacuous, but delightfully attentive son, the heir apparent, Dear Tik. Yet, Dear Leader also has a well-deserved dream, to be a guest on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SCAD’s “Little Black Dress” Takes New York by Storm</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/10/scads-little-black-dress-takes-york-storm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/10/scads-little-black-dress-takes-york-storm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCAD’s “Little Black Dress” Takes New York by Storm As if this summer’s world-acclaimed opening “Little Black Dress” at SCAD’s Museum of Art weren’t enough, this synchopantic show is now basking in a command performance at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York! Vogue Contributing Editor and friend of Dear Leader André Leon Talley [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humiliated! Dear Leader Tossed out of Vogue Offices NYC</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/09/humiliated-dear-leader-tossed-nyc-office-respected-conde-nast-fashion-editor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 13:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dear Leader Adventures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If there were not already a million reasons to hate those snobs in NYC, add &#8220;Tossing Dear Leader out on the street&#8221; to the list. Due in part to the disappointing admission numbers in Hong Kong and Savannah, Dear Leader recently traveled to visit the office of Penelope. Lambast, editor of Vogue China. Dear Leader [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Leader Tomb Update: Introduction of Dear Leader Land™</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/09/dear-leader-tomb-update-introduction-dear-leader-land/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/09/dear-leader-tomb-update-introduction-dear-leader-land/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[SCAD Histories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Slowly rising like a golden planet in the center of what was once Savannah’s Forsythe Park, the 3,000-foot high granite orb is officially known as “The Cenotaph for Dear Leader”. Within five years, it will be one of the tallest and roundest structures in the world. When announced in the summer of 2012, the sheer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Praise Dear Leader Effectively: Tips for SCAD Inc. Staff</title>
		<link>http://www.scadsecrets.com/2012/09/praise-dear-leader-effectively-tips-scad-staff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Faculty Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Each quarter, a division of SCAD Incorporated is chosen and mandated to praise our Dear Leader. SCAD Incorporated staff members must then compose a ‘Letter of Admiration’ to Dear Leader. This time-honored and much-anticipated event can be stressful to those staff members who are not comfortable with art of writing—and after all, who here at [...]]]></description>
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