As the Founder of SCAD and the Discover of SCADentology™—the spiritual path to wealth through University tuition that she discovered while on a youthful meditation retreat in France, Dear Leader’s prophetic legacy is well-known. Yet, with her deep modesty, many of Dear Leader’s other Super-Power strengths and Goddess personae remain a secret—only to be revealed times of global emergency when the earth or SCAD are threatened.
Recently, with the imminent collapse of SCAD’s Hong Kong campus due to “lack of interest,” Dear Leader and her gifted son and appointed heir Tik, could be seen flying over that city’s immense towers and harbors in flowing black and yellow capes. They left in their broomstick wake a dramatic SCAD yellow jet stream painting out the Mandarin characters for the saying: “Damn you Capitalist Interlopers, the Yellow Bee shall outlive your stench!”
From the Mid-Levels to Victoria Peak and outlying islands, millions of Hong Kong’s jaded and art-deprived residents stood awestruck at the return of the long-lost “Shui-Bee”— goddess of facial restoration and the reputed founder of this great city in ancient times.
Accompanied by her son, the puckish mythical figure Tik, Shui-Bee’s emergence to save the city of Hog Kong by saving SCAD, revealed a period of Grave Danger that had just passed and the salvation that was now at hand.
As of this posting, wails of gratitude and celebration echo throughout the hutongs and alleyways of this immense and close-packed city. As more is known and external communication restored, we will provide further updates on Dear Leader’s fight to keep the light of SCAD alive in Asia and throughout the world.
From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged members of the SCAD community to help save SCAD Honk Kong by stating: “the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”
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