Who the hell is running SCAD Hong Kong and why are there (supposedly) naked photos of him posted on a well-trafficked online cruising sites?

If true… It must have been awkward the first few times an actual HK SCAD student showed up at his flat in the middle of the night? Very awkward indeed… but a convenient strategy for maintaining student retention numbers!

The rumors among HK SCAD students is that Old Boy hangs a bit to the left— that is a lie—we have always know him to be very centered— especially when he is rehearsing his poses in the mens room mirror.

Is it true that SCAD has a long and sorted history of ‘naughty naughty’ between students and administration? Please tell us that isn’t a ‘perk’ of the job!

(We at SCAD secrets do not believe a word of it)

More rumors are flying around about the former SCAD Dean of Building Arts… too many to verify… guess we will have to wait till the lawsuit so one can take advantage of the liberal discovery rules and the we will all get to the ‘bottom’ of it.

The Rumor so far: A certain SCAD Dean had a mutual “master slave’ relationship with a former SCAD student that turned into a “not-so-mutual master slave relationship” when the former SCAD student escaped the Dean’s “dungeon.”

Former SCAD student supposedly escaped to Dear Leader’s office with photographic evince of master/slave relationship… off-campus. For the protection of the student, SCAD security (allegedly) placed listening bugs under former student’s couch.

Whoa! Can it get any better?!?

This begs the question… Given our Master Dean’s extensive architectural knowledge, one wonders what historic style, if any, was employed in the design of his dungeon?

Guess we will have to wait till someone is sued so we can take advantage of the liberal discovery rules and get to the ‘bottom’ of it.

Dear Leader addressed concerns over bondage in building arts and naughty naughty in ol’Hong Kong from her porch at the Landings saying: “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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