Savannah College of Art and Design’s new Dean of Academic Services—Christo “the Don” Conquistador—has great plans for his burgeoning department.

“We are busy implementing a real-time reporting app for students,” says the giddy Dean. “Starting in Spring quarter, it will be even easier for students to report professors they don’t like to the administration—SCAD will have an App for that!”

“We are calling our new program: the SCAD  College Reporting Annoying Professors App or  SCAD C.R.A.P. App.

SCAD CRAP App is a revolutionary quality control mechanism ensuring that SCAD students are all happy customers.

The SCAD CRAP App allows students to turn-in their professors to the administration in real-time.

Is your professor not giving you enough praise during critique? —Turn-Them-In!

Is your professor not entertaining enough to keep your attention? — Turn-Them-In!

Is your professor assigning an unreasonable amount of work (do you have to read or write something?) —Turn-Them-In!

Students are asked to visit the iTunes store and download the new SCAD CRAP APP today!

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged the SCAD community to support SCAD CRAP APPs by stating:“the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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