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SCAD to give David LaChapelle another toilet award!

December 18, 2017 Gadfly Leave a comment

“[Paula Wallace] is an incredibly savvy businesswoman who’s incredibly greedy and self-serving…for someone to profit off these kids’ dreams, that’s really sad.” —Photographer and filmmaker David LaChapelle

SCAD to give LaChapelle another toilet award!

After Celebrity Recognizes Business Prowess of Paula Wallace

According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, “David LaChapelle, a fine-art photographer and film director from Los Angeles, had never heard of SCAD before last spring.”

Now that he has won his SCAD étoile, an award used to lure aging fashion icons to SCAD on their way to Miami, he is furious that our Dear Leader used him to promote her bank account, and the laughable claim that SCAD runs a world-class fashion department.

But SCAD sees it differently:

“He did say that our Dear Leader was a savvy business women. For that reason alone, we should honor LaChapelle with this year’s ultra exclusive, SCAD e’Toilet award.” chirped Jesus Lagartija, SCAD’s lovable, plump, and simple-minded dean of the school of design.

The SCAD e’Toilet is awarded to those special celebrities who say “yes please!” before researching the organization that is giving them an award, an all-paid vacation to Savannah GA, and use of the SCAD private jet to visit Lacoste France.

The award itself is hand-crafted from Wallace family kidney stones, and filled with Dear Leader’s tears.

LaChapelle will be the 78th celebrity to be given this honor.

The SCAD e’Toilet also comes with a copy of Dear Leader’s book,The Despot and the Piggy-Bank, a bag of fried pickles, and a lifetime subscription to The Southern Porch.

LaChapelle will not speak at the awards ceremony, and will instead be treated to one of Dear Leader’s famous southern clog dancing performances. This year’s clog dance is inspired by traditional lizard mating rituals, and will be performed on a mock-porch.

Dear Leader enthusiastically agreed to grant this years SCAD E’Toilet to David saying… “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

All stories on SCADSECRETS.com are parodies. All content on SCADSECRETS.com is fictionalized and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This site and the content contained within it are not affiliated with the Savannah College of Art & Design, a university of creative careers founded by Ms. Paula Wallace who is practically perfect in every way.

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IRS Audits Savannah College of Art and Design!

May 21, 2016 Gadfly Leave a comment

SCAD NEEDS YOUR HELP as Government Thugs Invade Savannah Campus!
Savanah College of Art and Design (SCAD) has been invaded by the IRS. A loathsome group of Federal Bureaucrats are auditing SCAD over alleged “financial irregularities” and “misappropriation” of tuition dollars.

Calling All Bees!
The IRS is a formidable foe. The IRS agents have managed to tape together documents faster than SCAD has been able to shred them.

SCAD has issued plea to all SCAD BEES “Return to Savannah!” and help SCAD in the shredding of incriminating documents.

What is at STAKE?
We must preserve” SCAD’s alleged tradition of using student tuition money in any way they see fit.

Traditions like:

Paying our Dear Leader $250,000.00 a month.
Gifting free flights to France and NYC on private aircraft for SCAD Board members, their friends, and their families,
Paying millions to the Dear Leader’s children, her ’husband,’ her special ‘lady friend’ and her extended family,
Keeping Dear Leader in Louis Vuitton clogs, custom wigs, and facial surgery upkeep,
The hiring of private investigators to gather negative intel on “rouge” faculty and administrators,
Paying for the off-site storage to house negative intel files of “rouge” faculty and administrator (see #5),
and;
Supporting Dear Leader’s addle-brained son, Tik with a $25,00.00 a month salary.

These are a few of the perks that must be hidden in order to preserve SCAD’s unique and special culture.

This is EVERY BEE’s Emergency! (the Acorns have nothing to worry about)
Current students have a huge financial stake in outcome of this investigation.

Any fines levied against SCAD by the IRS might be raised through tuition increases and additional student fees.

All BEE paper-shredding volunteers are asked to report to Lai Wa Hall (after nightfall) Monday-Friday.

All stories on www.SCADSECRETS.com are parodies. All content on www.SCADSECRETS.com is fictionalized and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This site and the content contained within it are not affiliated with the Savannah College of Art & Design, a University of creative careers founded by Ms. Paula Wallace who is practically perfect in every way.

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SCAD Covering Up Sexual Assaults on Campus?

January 10, 2015 Gadfly Leave a comment

SCAD Covers Up Sexual Assaults on Campus?
Fearing another steep decline in freshmen admissions, SCAD’s matriarch and beloved ‘Dear Leader,’ has formed a workgroup to stem the rise of sexual assaults in Savannah.

Led by Dear Leader’s attorney, Regis Smallprint (North Georgia’s ‘Think’n Man’s Lawyer’) the SCAD workgroup revealed a comprehensive sexual assault prevention initiative titled: C.R.U.D. (College Rape Under-Reporting Directive) to the sleepy, disheartened Faculty.

“The committee’s focused on this issue like a wet fart on silk panties,” said Smallprint “we have secretly implemented it as I speak.”

The solution that Mr. Smallprint refers to is now the subject of a lawsuit brought by whistle-blower, Bobby Zarem, founder of the Savannah Film Festival. Mr. Zarem is suing SCAD for what he claims was his improper dismissal for reporting the sexual assault of four women on SCAD’s campus.

“Four women had come to me and said they were sexually assaulted [on campus]… I went to warn [SCAD president] Paula Wallace. She told me she was going to launch an investigation. Instead, she launched a coverup.” Said Zarem in an interview with Page Six.

“Mr. Zarem is not correct” squeaked Ms. Georgette Baxter, SCAD’s Associate Brand Manager and Student Liaison,

“Sexual assault is ugly… SCAD is pretty, it’s better if we just remove everyone involved… Poof! Pretty!”

It was not clear at publication how many, if any, students who reported sexual assaults have been ’pushed out’ of SCAD rather than having their claims investigated.

In preparation of student protests, SCAD’s Dear Leader has declared that all students are to leave their mattresses in the dorm rooms.

Any student carrying a mattress around with him/her while on SCAD property will be immediately transferred to the Art Institute of Charleston.

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged the SCAD community to prevent forest fires stating “the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

All stories on www.SCADSECRETS.com are parodies.All content on www.SCADSECRETS.com is fictionalized and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This site and the content contained within are not affiliated with the Savannah College of Art & Design, A university of creative careers founded by Ms. Paula Wallace who is practically perfect in every way.

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SCAD Pretty Police declares photos of sick mother “Gross.”

May 23, 2014 Gadfly Leave a comment

SCAD Pretty Police declares photos of sick mother “Gross.”

Tiny Voice, one of Dear Leader’s worker bees, posted photos of her mother’s battle with cancer on Tiny Voice’s social media accounts. When Tiny Voice’s posts were discovered by the Savannah College of Art and Design’s Pretty Police—she was ordered to remove all references to her grandmother and mother’s battle with cancer because:

“Photos of bald women fighting cancer are gross—they do not fit with SCAD’s Brand Promise. As a SCAD employee, you do not have personal interests outside SCAD!”

Tiny Voice was told to take down her social media posts or to resign her position immediately.

Back story:
Earlier this year, Tiny Voice created a site honoring her family’s successful battle with breast cancer. Tiny Voice posted photos of her mother and grandmother—two courageous and strong women—as they endured the ravages of chemotherapy. She also documented their victory over cancer, and posted links that allowed visitors to donate money for cancer research.

“It was a labor of love,” said Tiny Voice, “I felt that the world needed to see how the support of a strong family, the care of wonderful doctors and a close relationship with God can lead to a successful cancer treatment plan.”

This personal crusade could have gone on indefinitely where it not for the benevolent intervention of Glenn Angora, Dear Leader’s beard, former SCAD Student, and well-known Savannah Grinder aficionado.

Enter the SCAD Pretty Police Surveillance Machine:
Mr. Angora quickly pulled together all the personal photos and comments Tiny Voice had posted over the past year and confronted her with the evidence.

“I remember the day my personal life was exposed,” said Tiny Voice, “I was brought into the office. All my private online activity had been printed out and was laid out on the table in the office for all to see. It was a horrifying and shaming process—It was then that I realized I had failed our Dear Leader.”

“We have been watching you… Would you care to explain this?” Glen Angora asked…

“What could I say?” I thought… “I posted all that un-pretty cancer-related material on the web for the whole world to see… and I’m sure that posting it had an effect on SCAD’s sinking enrollment numbers. I immediately saw how selfish I had been” Tiny Voice confessed.

After a week at SCAD re-education Camp #9, Tiny Voice has had time to reflect on her sins against the SCAD Brand-Promise:

“I was so busy trying to honor cancer survivors that I forgot my real job, that of documenting and recording what the SCAD faculty were posting on their Facebook, Twitter, and personal blog—I let the SCAD brand promise down, and more importantly, I let Dear Leader down.”

On a positive note: Tiny Voice is expected to graduate first in her re-education class this week. After which she will return to Lai Wa Hall armed with new tools enabling her to better monitor SCAD faculty online activities. Scad Secrets wishes her the best.

“I am so grateful for my second chance.” gushed a tearful Tiny Voice, “I am now better equipped to spy on—er.. Pa-Troll’ SCAD faculty online activities because of this experience.”

Do you have your own ‘Pretty Police’ or SCAD Surveillance story to tell? Send it in confidence to our private super secret contact form here (seriously, we don’t have any way of telling who sent us what).

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged the SCAD community to monitor each other’s online activity stating “the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

All stories on www.SCADSECRETS.com are parodies.All content on www.SCADSECRETS.com is fictionalized and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This site and the content contained within are not affiliated with the Savannah College of Art & Design, A university of creative careers founded by Ms. Paula Wallace who is practically perfect in every way.

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SCAD Museum of Art Broke?

September 13, 2013 Gadfly Leave a comment

SCAD Museum of Art Broke?

Artist’s allege they haven’t been paid for artworks in over two years.

High above the museum that recently launched the great exhibition: “The Little Black Dress,” the biggest and blackest vultures are now circling. But why the death-watch over SCAD’s new Temple of Art?

A prominent NYC sculptor, who is lovingly referred to as “Our Black Artist” by our Dear Leader hasn’t been paid for his work in over two years. He’s making a lot of noise and his patience is wearing thin. With no respect at all, he is threatening to return to Savannah and remove his work from the SCAD Museum of Art.

Overrun with past-due notices from artists, the SCAD Museum is hoping to renegotiate art purchase contracts by using a slower, more genteel manner of payment. They are suggesting to each unpaid artist that SCAD “pay on a lay-away art plan.” Their reasoning: SCAD’s graduates spend thirty years paying off their college debt, so why shouldn’t SCAD’s museum do the same?

Furnishing a museum of art using a lay-away plan may keep away those creditors and circling vultures, but scurrilous wags whine that it is not a sustainable solution for an art school that has seen its enrollment drop significantly over the past two years.

The SCAD Museum of Art was created to convince the parents of prospective students that SCAD’s status in the art community is built on solid ground, not as some have suggested, on swampy sand.

“The SCAD Museum is a manifestation of Dear Leader in architectural form!” boasts Mary Anne Tittlebottom, SCAD Museum’s Director of Art Accessions. “It is wider than it is tall, thinning rapidly on top, and, unfortunately, mostly empty.”

In order to fill the SCAD Museum with art that will inspire and educate, Dear Leader has opted forgo any further art buys and just copy those items and artists whom they covet.

One of Dear Leader's favorite paintings. She has commissioned the SCAD painting department to copy the work in her image. — One of Dear Leader’s favorite paintings. She has commissioned the SCAD painting department to copy the work in her image.

Tittlebottom explains that those works that Dear Leader admires (and finds suitable for the parents of prospective students) “will be slavishly copied, and hung in the museum. This solution saves a lot of money and the burden of paying artists, who would be better off working for Target or Lily Pulitzer, anyways.”

“Our Dear Leader is reinventing museum management, much in the same way she reinvented art education 35 years ago,” gushed the Mad Turk, “By taking other people’s work, and replicating it down here.”

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged members of the SCAD community not to innovate, but to replicate stating: “the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

All stories on www.SCADSECRETS.com are parodies. All content on www.SCADSECRETS.com is fictionalized and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This site and the content contained within are not affiliated with the Savannah College of Art & Design, a University of creative careers founded by Ms. Paula Wallace who is practically perfect in every way.

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SCAD to Raise Student Annual Costs 14-20%

March 4, 2013 Gadfly

Starting next school year (2013-2014), SCAD will raise its students’ cost of attending by 14-20%. Exceeding national inflation by a large multiple, the spike in student costs will occur through a subtle mix of hidden fees, contractual obligations for freshmen, and mandatory requirements for purchasing services and course materials from SCAD.

The scheme for increased profitability was, in part, conceived by the Mad Turk as a last gesture before his recent and yet to be announced firing from the SCAD administration.

SCAD’s 2011 IRS 990 form shows a healthy 30 million dollar profit . Celebrated for her financial acumen, SCAD’s Dear Leader knows that the SCAD community can, and will do more, for profits in future fiscal years. The new revenue stream was the brainchild of the Mad Turk as a parting gift to the College.

“Following the model of American healthcare, legal services, and military consulting industries, SCAD will now be optimizing [marking-up] everything that our customers need,” explains Hyacinth Bucket, SCAD’s Director of Public Relations.

Bucket continues on background that students will be nickeled and dime’d so slowly that they will hardly notice the increase in their indebtedness.

We at SCAD Secrets are fully supportive of these market-driven tactics to increase shareholder value.

Core components of the SCADinvestorvalue 2020 Plan include:

Tuition Increase:

A small increase in the tuition, small enough not to raise alarms, but large enough ensure that the collected Federal dollars continue to roll into SCAD coffers.

Higher Fees for Mandatory Campus Housing and Dining:

Key to the SCADinvestorvalue 2020 Plan is a significant hike in food and housing costs. Freshmen will be required to live on campus in SCAD housing, to enroll in SCAD food services, and to pay fees for travel in SCAD-chauffeured buses.

For this convenience, students will see SCAD housing and dining costs increase significantly. Currently SCAD housing is priced at twice the level of housing off-campus. SCAD food service costs are roughly one third above the costs of local private sector options.

The Company Store:

The 2020 Plan also requires students to purchase all art supplies and prints from the SCAD student store. Too much competition leads to dwindling revenues for SCAD administration perks, so the simple solution will be to eliminate all competition for SCAD student dollars. No more “Image is Everything” for student printing, good-bye ‘Creative Approach’…. You will no longer be seeing SCAD students waiting in line for last-minute printouts. SCAD will start to play hardball with local, alumni-owned businesses. It’s on-campus printing and supplies or nothing at all.

The Freshman One Year Contract:

In the works: a contractual agreement for all incoming freshmen to complete their first year at SCAD or forfeit scholarship money used to entice them to the school. In other words, once you start at SCAD, you will not be able to transfer out—without a significant payback.

Sing along

In honor of the new SCAD Company Store, SCAD Secrets has written a celebratory jingle:

(To be sung dolefully to the tune of ‘Sixteen Tons’—with apologies to Merle Travis)

At the Savannah College of Art and Design
We won’t let our students
Leave with a dime.
We’ll burden our students with tons of debt—
We need their money for our corporate jet
We’re true art teachers and not just whores
And they’ll owe their souls to SCAD’s Company Store…. (second verse, same as the first!)

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged SCAD students to give 110% to SCAD stating: “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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Humiliated! Dear Leader Tossed out of Vogue Offices NYC

September 24, 2012 Gadfly Leave a comment

If there were not already a million reasons to hate those snobs in NYC, add “Tossing Dear Leader out on the street” to the list.

Due in part to the disappointing admission numbers in Hong Kong and Savannah, Dear Leader recently traveled to visit the office of Penelope. Lambast, editor of Vogue China. Dear Leader was in NYC to offer Ms. Lambast the honor of taking the helm of SCAD’s Fashion Department worldwide. As fans and adherents of Dear Leader know, one is summoned to Dear Leader—Dear Leader does not come to you.

But, given Ms. Lambast’s global stature, Dear Leader chose to treat her as a peer.

To ensure maximum effect, it was decided that Dear Leader should visit wearing a stunning green evening gown designed by SCAD fashion undergraduate (Annette Stumpwillow of Glumpback, Texas). Dear Leader’s Makeup and ‘maintenance’ were supervised by members of the SCAD theater department, and her trip expenses covered by Lily Pulitzer.

Months of preparation were needed for fine-tuning every detail of the presentation. When the day came for Dear Leader to emerge from her administrative ovum, the sun shown in Savannah just a bit brighter, the children sang just a little bit sweeter. “It was breathtaking,” said Hyacinth Bucket, director of public relations for SCAD, “Even the cleaning girls came to the windows and tossed rose petals from the roof of Gulfstream center onto Dear Leader wishing her good travels.”

Dear Leader’s entourage cheered as she boarded the SCAD corporate jet—destination—New York City—with hope in their chests, and confident that Dear Leader would return home victorious.

After landing in NYC, Dear Leader’s plane was met by her advance tactical team, (flown up hours earlier from Savannah). She was then carried off the plane by muscular acolytes from SCAD’s interior design deaprtment and gently placed into her awaiting rickshaw.

Dear Leader entered New York City, with the SCAD marching band and student ambassadors performing the SCAD alma mater “Unique United”—the moving SCAD song written by Dear Leader and later appropriated by the Catholic church The spectacle was a masterpiece in motion and crowds wept along lower Broadway as the procession passed by.

When Dear Leader reached the offices of Conde Nast, she was carried up to the offices of Ms. Lambast, editor of Vogue China, and hopefully the new dean of SCAD fashion!

Dear Leader began her presentation by performing a flawless mid-Georgian clog dance (a favorite of her youth). “I have never seen her perfectly stubby feet move so quickly and with such youthful vigor,” chirped Hyacinth Bucket “It was a remarkable demonstration of her inner virility—it was very impressive!”

In the uniquely ‘SCAD Style’ that she has cultivated over the years, Dear Leader began her SCAD Fashion Department ‘Horse and Pony Show’ with—real ponies!

Each of the twelve ponies (flown in from SCAD’s equestrian center) were dressed in matching green tutus and fez caps complete with accessories that were designed by SCAD fashion department undergraduates, (and now on sale in the SCAD Shop).

It was at this point in the Dear Leader’s presentation that Ms. Lambast asked Dear Leader “Who are you again?”

The room fell deathly silent as Dear Leader’s internationally admired smile began to form a scowl, and her Savannah entourage began to whimper and squirm.

How was it that Ms. Lambast, a powerhouse in the fashion industry did not know who Dear Leader, the fashion mogul of the low country—coastal empire was?

Had Ms. Lambast not Googled “aging fashion icons” only to see photographs of Dear Leader presenting them with lifetime achievement awards!?

Had Ms. Lambast not seen Dear Leader’s visage elevated all over Savannah during SCAD Fashion Week?! (had this so-called fashion “guru” not visited the coastal empire-low-country?!)

With her great inner strength, Dear Leader cleared her perfect throat, and responded,

“I am Dear Leader, founder of the Savannah College of Art and Design, a university of creative careers. We are known globally as “SCAD’.”

To which Ms. Lambast responded “What is a ‘SCAD’? I really don’t know who you are or why you are here, you should leave now.”

Dear Leader was quickly carried, (this time by Conde Nast security officers) to her awaiting rickshaw and then whisked off to SCAD’s chartered jet to return to her belovedcoastal empire-low country to regroup and recover.

This shocking and unfortunate incident only reminds us of the wisdom of Dear Leader and her friend and colleague Dr. Phil—both long-time survivors of the pain that mean acts and false rumors can inflict. In their lauded publication, Lifelaws, they wrote sage advice for times like this:

…tantrums and office stress and more tantrums can become a deadly cycle. Nip it in the bud! Remember that the enemy isn’t your loved ones and devoted co-workers; it’s the outside world. So why put on a happy face for the public and a mean one for those you love the most?

We ask all faculty to please write an additional letter of admiration to Dear Leader this month and to keep Ms. Lambast’s physical safety in your prayers.

Followup: We later learned that Ms. Lambast initially believed that Dear Leader was from the Pratt Institute and that is why she agreed to the meeting. When Ms. Lambast discovered that Dear Leader was from a place called “SCAD”, a place she had never heard of, nor cared to learn more about, Dear leader was unceremoniously removed from the Conde Nast building. Such an opportunity lost for Ms. Lambast!

The current Dean of Fashion is rumored to be breathing easier after the tragic event.

SCAD FACTS: SCAD Hong Kong grew 47% last year! The student body went from 100 students to 147 students (at this rate the school should be at full capacity by 2056) SCAD Fashion Week drew more than 103 visitors from New York City last year and expects to increase this number by 47% this year.

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged members of the SCAD community to continue to acknowledge her coastal empire—low country fashion supremacy stating “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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SCAD Fights Back Against Low Rankings, Sinking Admissions and the NYT!

August 31, 2012 Gadfly Leave a comment

The SCAD community is enthusiastically relieved by our Dear Leader’s modest, and eloquent response to recent reports ranking Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD) as the university having the worst value for money in the United States. SCAD’s peers in academia have long ranked SCAD program in the lower tier (We suspect that is due in part to unfair allegations by the tenured elite of SCAD’s abusive treatment of its faculty).

With the mid-Georgian modesty of which she is renowned, Dear Leader proposes that parents of college-age children consider loan repayment statistics when choosing a school for their children rather than peer-reviewed academic rankings. SCAD Secrets agrees that the ranking of a university’s academic program like those reported by the New York Times and other Northern publications, is passé and outdated.

With an average loan debt of between $135,000.00 and $153,000.00, SCAD graduates have risen to the challenge of making their estimated $1,325.000 a month loan payments. Dear Leader is justifiably impressed with these numbers, and here is how Dear Leader prepares students to replay their loans.

(1) SCAD actively pursues public private partnerships. By courting employers like Chick-Fil-A, and the Candlewood Suites in Mobile Alabama, SCAD offers students the opportunity to build their portfolio and their resume.

This experience provides SCAD students a competitive advantage over competing art school graduates who spend their time in university focused primarily on developing their craft with professors who are expected and provided resources to continue their chosen areas of expertise. At SCAD it is private industry (from fast food to hotels) that provide its students the knowledge and expertise to succeed.

(2) SCAD offers opportunities for students to be photographed with Hollywood celebrities. SCAD’s annual Film Festival features as many celebrities as the SCAD entertainment budget can afford to pay. The presence of these Hollywood stars provides the SCAD film students the opportunity to be photographed with the celebrities (which looks good in one’s portfolio) as well as the opportunity to say in job interviews that the student has met the celebrity (SCAD understands the importance of name dropping in the entertainment industry).

(3) Not to be outdone by the film department, the SCAD Fashion department has handed out more ‘lifetime achievement’ awards to aging fashion designers than any other art school in the United States. These events, like the Film festival, offer students the opportunity to be photographed with the fashion industries greatest practitioners.

(4) Finally, and most importantly, Dear Leader draws our attention to the opportunities that SCAD’s unique study abroad program offers students. SCAD’s Hong Kong campus, located in the poorest district of Hong Kong, provides SCAD students the opportunity to experience first hand, what real poverty looks like. This life altering experience helps the SCAD student to appreciate what little money will be left over after paying their student loan each month.

Those who know Dear Leader know she is a modest women who does not concern herself with the minutia of academic standards and quality ensured by a solid academic ranking system. That minutia is better handled by those elitists in New York.

From her porch at The Landings, Dear Leader spoke to the importance of the SCAD community’s disregard of Northern newspapers ranking systems by saying: “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

A SCAD Lampoon