Mass Exodus of Administration Continues

Over burdened and under staffed as SCAD administration exodus continues with no end in sight. Pauline Pocket Rocket takes a much deserved nap.

SCAD Secrets has just learned that VP, Pauline Pocket-Rocket, has taken on a few more titles this week. Add to Vice President, (1) Dean of the School of Communicating and What-Not, (2) Chair of the Pretty Pictures and Type Department and… (just today!) (3) Chair of [withheld till confirmed] Department.

Word on the street is that the current Chair of [withheld till confirmed] resigned (we are told) in unconfirmed (protest?!). All this activity begs the question, has anyone called SACS? What exactly is SACS Accreditation’s policy on one person holding four high level administrative positions?

Sources close to our Dear Leader are confident that order will be restored by any means necessary and the university is not in danger of losing its accreditation.

From her porch at the Landings Dear Leader spoke to a growing group of frightened SCAD faculty members by reassuring them that “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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