Dear Leader took time out of her busy schedule to congratulate and pose with the latest group of SCAD Student Ambassadors. Penny Flatbottom, Director of the SCAD Student Ambassador program in Savannah said “It is a rare honor for these students to be in such close proximity to Dear Leader, but this just shows how important we feel they are to raising our admissions numbers.”

Tina Smallvoice, a newly minted SCAD Student Ambassador was excited by the opportunities provide her as a SCAD Student Ambassador. “It will look really great on my resume” Smallvoice said, “this is just the kind of experience future employers are looking for.”

Resume building is not the only perk of being a SCAD Student Ambassador, “I am also an important and respected member of the admissions team,” Smallvoice added, “Its a huge responsibility.”

Dear Leader addressed the importance of the SCAD Student Ambassador program from her porch at the Landings stating: “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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