Leon Talley makes Bold Move to become Dear Leader’s New Beard!

Mr. Talley was seen skywriting “Surrender Dorothy” high above Magnolia House

The Savannah Munchkins awoke this morning to a startling sight as fashion legend Leon Talley took to the skies in an effort to become Dear Leader’s new beard. At 6 am this morning Mr. Talley was seen skywriting “Surrender Dorothy” high above Magnolia House where Dear Leader and her special ‘friend’ have been holding out.

As all Savannah Munchkins know, our Dear Leader hand picks her beards, so Mr. Talley’s bold proactive move has shocked those close to the Dear Leader. “We couldn’t possibly comment,” said Hyacinth Bucket, Director of SCAD Public Relations, “Our Dear Leader will let us know what this means in due time.”

Glen Angora, Dear Leader’s Current Beard

Dear Leader’s current beard, Glen Angora, was hand-picked by Dear Leader while he was a student at SCAD. Since then, Mr. Angora has enjoyed a comfortable reign alongside Dear Leader and is rumored to be the Dear Leader’s most trusted confidant. Persons within the Dear Leaders inner sanctum spoke to SCAD Secrets only after we guaranteed their anonymity saying that they doubt Mr. Talley’s actions will unseat Mr. Angora’s current position.

We will continue to follow this developing story.

Dear Leader was unavailable for comment on this story, but did address concerns regarding Mr. Angora’s role within SCAD from her porch at the Landings stating: “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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