Paula Wallace SCAD

SCAD Beats Art Institute, Capella, and Phoenix University to #1 Spot! announced today that a SCAD degree ranks 1,248 out of 1,248. Which makes it number one (far above the Art Institutes International, Strayer, and Phoenix University) as the worst return on investment among American colleges. Dear Leader was quick to draw attention to SCAD’s newest mention in the national press by holding a small get-together at the Gryphondor Tea Room to celebrate her university’s latest distinction.

“I can’t believe we finally beat the Art Institute!” said SCAD’s newest public relations work-study student Taffy Licoricestick, “I feel so lucky to be part of a university that is number 1 in something!—I just can’t tell you.”

Payscale’s full story can be found here

Known for her impeccable southern-style hospitality, Dear Leader surprised everyone with a command performance by the SCAD drum corps, who entertained revelers throughout the early morning gathering with highlights from Wagner’s ‘The Flying Dutchman.’

The celebration is expected to continue throughout the day, free refreshments and finger food will be provided.

The Gryphondor Tea Room is located directly across the street from Dear Leader’s Armory and the SCAD Welcome Center at 337 Bull Street.

From her porch in the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged all members of the SCAD community to celebrate SCAD’s latest distinction. “The highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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