When asked why someone should pay $500 for a set of flannel sheets that could be purchased for $50, Ralph Lauren famously said “Because you want mine!”

At the luxury cost of $127,000, Dear Leader is confident that students will want SCAD’s newly minted fashion marketing MBA degree over the less expensive, and considerably more dowdy degree from the University of Delaware.

The new fashion marketing MBA program was initially the ‘brain child’ of our Dear Tik during his recent meditations in North Korea. Dear Leader, proud that her tiny apple did not fall far from the intellectual tree, quickly moved on the idea. SCAD’s crack-team of course developers slavishly copied the University of Delaware’s program, added some lipstick to it and attached a hefty $127,00 price tag to the degree—voila! —a degree you will want—for a price you cannot afford!

“We have been ordered to move forward and not to spare the horses!” said SCAD’s Dean of Fashion and local  Savannah BSDM celebrity, Terry ‘the top’ Tinkle.

The horses, it would appear, will be current SCAD fashion faculty who, in their next faculty contract, will soon discover that they will be required to write online courses as part of their school service requirement (in addition to their full-time teaching schedule).

With its exclusively priced tuition, ability to study online in one’s pajamas, and located in absolute seclusion from the world’s fashion industry—Dear Leader demonstrates her forward thinking and business acumen.

The unveiling of the new SCAD Fashion Marketing MBA program is planned for Winter 2014 Quarter. Lilly Pulitzer, Chik Fil-A and Think-Kink clothier will host the event. Details to be announced at the Spring Quarter Faculty Pageant.

From her porch at the Landings, Dear Leader encouraged students to dream big and apply for their SCAD-Brand MBA online stating: “the highest and best use of a front porch is to enable and encourage the art of conversation. We entertain ourselves with stories on the porch. We invite people in. We sit. We visit.”

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